From State Farm to State Faith™
“Like a good Catholic… delete your threads.” A parody jingle mutates into a stadium hymn, where branding becomes holy war.
From State Farm to State Faith™ is a razor-sharp, satirical essay and cultural x-ray that tracks how America’s commercial jingles have morphed into revivalist battle hymns. The piece exposes how branding engines seamlessly reframe shame, faith, and politics into the same 30-second hook. What you’re buying is a satirical longform essay that is part comedy, part horror, and entirely American, leveraging immediate topicality. This strong intellectual property is excellent for publishing and media commentary, revealing the eerie scalability of parody into political faith.