The guy sitting next to me said: “Add 10 for yourself, aye?” Just like that. Smooth. Effortless. Like he’d done it a hundred times. Meanwhile, I’m sitting there—wide-eyed—realizing something unsettling: Shit. I’ve been eating out. Thinking that shit...
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Ambiente Tapas Bar, York Tonight’s guest list: Me, myself, and I. I came hungry—for more than just food. Let’s set the scene: A cozy corner table, flickering candlelight, soft jazz humming through the room. The menu? A Spanish love letter. The wine?...
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So… Those Hi Ho’s Nuts…. you know, the BiGGeR Nuts I ordered? Yeah. Backordered. Until Thursday. Been laughing about this for a bit! A minor inconvenience. A major metaphor. Because now I find myself wondering… Can you find nuts somewhere else? Out...
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Check it out… Hi-Ho! New with BiGGeR nuts! One of those things you love to see. As the night opens, I’ve decided what I’m stepping into (In a dark blue over-shirt) A gift from the heavens. wrapped in silence, marked only by a whisper in the dark....
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I went out for a walk today. Didn’t expect a glow-up. No playlist. No plan. Just me, the wind, and some feelings that have been in storage since, like, age 9. And then it hit me: A little hill, near a school, with no one around. Perfect place to unr...
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You know that scene from The Game Plan? The Rock takes a bite. “Cinnamon? I’m allergic to cinnamon.” Well that's how I feel about feelings. Not really. More like The Office: Dark. Dramatic. Honest. But here’s the thing. Feelings are kind of like ...
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The messenger pigeon woke me up this morning. Not metaphorically, a real one. Wings flapping like a telegram from the sky. So I got the message: time to move. So I ran. I started by taking every off-trail path I could find Wide open fields, little ...
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I stumbled into a place called Trembling Madness, a name like that doesn’t just whisper; it calls. Craft beer board caught my eye. Hunger in my belly. I asked the bartender for a tap recommendation. She poured me a couple tasters. I went with the Wa...
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I’m in the Exponential Growth Cab. My driver? A man of mystery. A silent prophet with a calculator that runs on sacred geometry. Because today’s fare comes with a 1.6X multiplier …for “Extras.” Extras? What extras? Spiritual acceleration? Metaphysi...
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It started with Jesse. My Uber driver from the apartment to the Sioux Falls airport. Big smile, gentle voice — the kind of guy you trust before you know why. As we pulled away from home, he told me he had spent a month in England. His eyes lit up — ...
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Two nights ago night, I tried to book a stay. Not just any stay. The one. The kind that gives you a feeling before it even gives you an address. But as I went to book it, my phone froze. Three separate times. Not metaphorically. Literally. The unive...
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And I’m already dressed. Wandering the hills in white, As if anyone invited me. I’ve tried retracing my steps. Looking for footprints in dry grass. But truthfully? I wasn’t lost by accident. I left early. I needed to know if anyone would come lookin...
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