Mom’s card didn’t work. Dad’s card didn’t work. So there I am, at Watergate, a delightful little chimera that’s half bookstore, half café. Smiling and laughing like a man who didn’t just get financially ghosted by his own parents’ banks. I’m seated ...
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“Patience is a virtue,” echoed Mom’s voice throughout my entire childhood like a moral screensaver. After five days in survivor mode. No wallet. No phone. Mom and Dad swooped in like angels with a debit card and covered one more night at the short-t...
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Quick update. Lost my wallet. Then lost my phone. …and with it, every email, social media account, even my chess.com login. 😭 But weirdly enough… what an opportunity it was. My Situation Suddenly, I couldn’t pay for food or shelter. So there I was, ...
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Great news! Code = Cracked So what did Dalton find? What am I missing? Am I really not perfect the way I am? Is my entire belief system a lie based on what society has taught me to believe and he really did find the truth? Don’t worry, I’m going to...
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Showed up late, but ran into this lil guy today. The Man The Merl The Mentor Wait…. What THE HELL is that?! Yes, that is his big sexy jeep. Yes, I’m the beneficiary in the will. (Merl, I still have you on voice recording) But, look closer. ChatGPT...
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So, I wasn’t even listening to God’s Plan by Drake this morning. For context: But apparently God decided I needed a starring role in the remix. Out for a morning run. In my running shorts. Rocking my money clip (the fancy butterfly kind) that hold...
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okay, that was a lie. I found them. The truth?Most of the game is bluff.And your job isn’t to panic.It’s to smirk, call the inspector, and let the board speak for itself.Because sometimes…You know their next move before they do.And that’s not magic....
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Friends, Family, and Concerned Citizens, Tragic news today: Sam texted me to say Layla has contacted the police because she’s terrified of me. Which is odd, because I haven’t been looking for her as of late. I’ve been looking for me. And she’s bee...
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S/O to my luv M. (See Blog ‘How To Catch The Biggest Fish Of Your Life | June 28th’ for context) Whilst she was giving me a tour of City Centre, York, she recommended the Pilot Theatre. Great view. Great food. Great drink. Even better people. I jus...
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Who do you naturally respect and admire? Is it the person constantly clamoring for attention, trying to be seen and heard at every turn? Or is it the one who radiates quiet confidence, comfortable in their own skin, who needs no spotlight because th...
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You win their hearts and their minds. Recently, I posted a blog about my father. But as I reflect, I realize I didn’t tell the whole story. I want the world to know: my father has always, always been a man of good intention. I am so grateful for him...
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Have you ever asked for something new? Love, purpose, success, only to watch your entire life flip upside down the moment you asked? Maybe doors slammed shut. Friendships dissolved. Comfort zones crumbled. And suddenly you wondered: “Wait… why did e...
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Me Rn: ”Good luck” They said. As if as if they weren’t begging for their ego death. As if they were spinning the slot machine one last time. Interpretation: “The 7 deadly sins are on my side”. “Come home” they said, as they truly believed ho...
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Today, another Reserved Seat is filled. And this one belongs to a man whose name carries weight, whose presence has shaped the path beneath my feet. Kevin Kent Bristow. My father. My sense has always been that you care about people dearly. You wear ...
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