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Introducing Luminosity

We're here to make the FTU a better place, one article at a time. With our investigative journalism, we'll be examining the past, present, and future, and how it affects us all.

SPECIAL EDITION: The CEO of star looks back on 2023
Merry Christmas! In this edition, the CEO of star looks back, from January to December, on the greatest hits of star and Nebula. JanuaryAt this time, Nebula was known as CELITIA. We had our second and third events, WATCH NOW, and Inside Look (at...
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What are you proving?
We were away from our X account for a week or two when we logged back in to do some work. Suddenly, the hottest new trend in the FTU is antagonizing competing brands and their products. It's not something we like, and it's creating a lot of dissonanc...
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Announcing the winners for Best Musical Endeavor by a Fake Company
Today, the Luminosity staff is proud to announce the winner and runner-up for the category of "Best Musical Endeavor by a Fake Company".Taking home the first prize is Pear Entertainment, while runner-up is Nebula. The staff at Luminosity congratulate...
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Is the "Tech" in FTU perfect?
In the real world, we know nothing can be perfect. Technology in the real world comes with bugs, thick bezels, and hardware limitations. But in the FTU, do our products fix those issues?There are two kinds of "fake": the first one is fake, which is s...
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5 tips for the STELLAR Awards
The STELLAR Awards are coming in hot! With only 10 days left before submissions, you'll need to start preparing. Here at Luminosity, we've got some top tips for companies to do their best at the STELLAR Awards.Tip 1: Know your dates.Before you even s...
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Introducing the STELLAR Awards
The Luminosity staff is proud to announce the first-annual STELLAR Awards for the Fake Tech Universe (FTU). These awards help uphold the highest standard of ethics in the FTU and recognize exceptional acts. This year, we will be giving awards for onl...
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The unknown librarian: the Archive of the FTU
Keeping a constant recording of history is always important. For example, when the Civil War telegrams from Abraham Lincoln were disappeared, we're left clueluess of what Lincoln preciscely ordered his men to do.The same goes with the FTU. Keeping a ...
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Turn up the music!
Remember when Timothy Cookie was the hottest thing in the fake tech universe (FTU)? Or when Orange Music was one of the top places to play your favorite hits? Or when Nebula debuted Nebula Classical? Most likely, you don't remember these examples I j...
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An exclusive interview with the creator of Fake Tech Times
We sat down with the creator of the FTT to discuss the creation of the FTT and how star's last article was an influence on it.Q: Why is the Fictional Tech Times (FTT) here? It's just personal interest. I also though that now that oNews was reall...
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(Fake) News sucks now.
News is an essential part of the human life. Without news, us humans have the primal urge to know what's going on around us. Right now, in the Fake Tech Universe, we have reached the lowest point of news where only one company is providing news ...
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Evolve - from FUZION
Last week, we sat down with FUZION, the parent company of Evolve, who was the subject of our last article and a major rebrand. We asked them about why they rebranded, what happened to a review company, and what's next. This short interview shoul...
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We need a review company.
With NXOMARK now Evolve, who's going to review our products?In May 18, 2023, Nebula had private messaged the NXOMARK X account to review the Nebula Phone 1, with a link attached to the website. The next day, the account replied, "Ok! We will...
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